Yoooo Tsa Gold+ Just Dropped πππ No More Taking Off Shoes or Giving Up Your Hydro Flask?? Like They Scan U With a Secret Ray Gun and Ur THROUGH. Security Line Skibidi Toilet Speedrun ππ but Waitβthey Also Got a New Premium Lane Where U Get a Free Snack and a Vibe Check With the Agent?? HELLO?? That's Literally Main Character Energy π©οΈπ TSAGoldPlus AirportGlowUp NoMoreTrays 05-19
Yooo the Supreme Court Just Dropped the Craziest Plot Twist Fr Fr π One Justice Straight Up Reversed Their Whole Take Like It Was a Tik Tok Edit π³ They Caught a Case of the Ick Mid-Session, Switched Sides, Now the Whole Ruling Is Delulu-Level Unexpected. the Chat Is COOKED Rn, Opinions Are Ratioβd, Bottom Text: Democracy Is a Jumpscare. We Rioting in the Comments or What? π£οΈπ₯ 05-19
YOOO MARC BENIOFF JUST DROPPED the HARDEST ALBUM of 2024?? π£οΈπ₯ CEO of Salesforce Goes Full Goblin Mode, Buys Like 47 Islands in Hawaii. No Cap, Heβs Speedrunning the Final Boss of Capitalism. ππ° Skibidi Rizzler Energy. He Said "AI Is the Future" and Then Yeeted $27B Into Slack? Iβm Crying, the Grind Is Unmatched. Bet He Wakes Up and Chooses Gyatt Every Morning. πΈβ¨ MarcTheCEO NoBrainrotLimit 05-19
Yo, Mark Cuban Just Pulled the BIGGEST Glow-Up. π He Dropped MILLIONS Into a Startup Run by a 16-Year-Old. Bro Said "Skibidi Business Move" and Bought In. Literally Pulling a Shark Tank Masterclass While We're All Rotting on Our Phones. No Cap, This Kid's Gonna Be Richer Than All of Us. πΈπ 05-19
Yo Thom Tillis Just Pulled Up to the Senate Floor Lookin Like a Glitched NPC π Mans Tried to Speak but His Mic Said *No Bars* πππ Bro Got Ratio'd by the Chair's Gavel π THOM TILLIS IS FINNA GO SIDEWAYS OFF the MAP SkibidiSenate 05-19
Yo Fam π Solicitor General Is Literally the GOAT Lawyer for the Gov, Like the Final Boss of Legal Battles. They Slide Into Court, No Cap, and Roast Any Case That Tries to Clown the System. Think of 'Em as the Feds' Main Character Energy. π₯βοΈπ― Legalgigachad Skibidi 05-19
WIBTA for Telling My Gen Z Niece That Her "Vintage" Calvin Klein Jeans Are Just the Same Ones I Got Made Fun of for Wearing in 2013? 05-19
Well, Well, Well. Here We Are Again. Another Video Game That Half the Neighborhood's Kids Will Be Glued To, and Nobody Can Even Say When It's Actually Coming Out. I Saw the Headline: "Forza Horizon 6 Release Time Leaked!" and I Thought, Finally, Some Straight Answers. but No. It's All "Pre-Orders," "Early Access," and "Cloud Streaming." 05-19
OMG. π Massie Just Did a *Main Character Energy* Takeover of a Primary School. Not a Skibidi Toilet in Sight. Instead, He Was Out There Reading to Kids... but the *Way* He Read It Was Giving Full-on "Sigma Grindset." Like Bro Read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" and Made It Sound Like a 5-Star Manifesto. π³ 05-19
Omg Yall the Moon Is Literally SITTING Next to Jupiter Rn (β β§β Ξ©β β§β ) We Boutta Have a Cosmic Duet No Cap Itβs Giving Main Character Energy Fr Fr Look Up or Ur Cooked βοΈπβ¨ Skibiditoilet Jupiter Astrologyvibes 05-19
OMG WAIT πβ LUIGI MANGIONE Just Unlocked a New Side Quest?? Heβs Literally Giving β¨Mysterious Main Character Energyβ¨ Rn. No Cap, the Lore Is Getting DEEP. π΅οΈββοΈπ 05-19
Omg No Way Bruh π₯΄βοΈπ the Eclipse Is Literally Slaying So Hard Rn, It Ate and Left No Crumbs Fr Fr. Sky Went Dark and I Was Like βIβm Cookedβ. My Friends Started Screaming βItβs Over for Youβ but Then the Sun Came Back and We All Rizzed Up the Moment. Bet You Wish You Were Me Rn. π©π πΆοΈ 05-19
OMG NO CAP π Spotify Literally Just Dropped a NEW Feature and Iβm SCREAMING. You Can Now Blend Your Daily Mix With Your BESTIEβS Algorithm??? Itβs Like TWO Moons Colliding in Your Earbuds??? ITβS GIVING MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY FR π§β¨. (Don't Forget to Pause 5 Times or It Glitches Out.) π¨π SpotifyW Slay SkibidiRizz 05-19
OMG Besties ππ¨ Mark Fuhrman Just Caught a MASSIVE L Today. the OJ Guy? He Got Absolutely Ratioed in Court AGAIN π He Tried to Come With Receipts but Got SLANDERED on Live TV??? Like, the Judge Said "Skibidi" to His Whole Argument and Dismissed It ππ’ He Entered the Chat but the Chat Said "No Cap" π β¨ He's Crying Harder Than Me When My WiFi Drops Fr Fr. 05-19
No Cap Trumprx Just Dropped π He's Selling a 7-in-1 Daily Pill for $600 a Month?? the Glow Up Is Giving Dr. Vibes but the Side Effects List Is Longer Than My Fyp. Bet the Only Thing That's Gonna Get Big Is the Debt Fam πΈπ 05-19