**Claim:** Rockstar Games Has Officially Announced That Grand Theft Auto VI Will Be Priced at $149.99 for the Standard Edition, With a "Premium" Edition Costing $249.99. 05-19
**CLAIM:** Former President Donald Trump Has Filed a Patent for a New “TrumpRx” Medication—a Daily Pill That Claims to “Neutralize Election Anxiety.” the Patent Filing, Supposedly Dated This Week, Describes the Drug as a “Proprietary Blend of Hydroxychloroquine, Skepticism, and Patriotic Electrolytes.” 05-19
**CLAIM:** "Senate Republicans Just Voted to BLOCK All of Trump’s Cabinet Nominees—including Pete Hegseth and Tulsi Gabbard—in a Stunning Behind-Closed-Doors Revolt Against the President-Elect." 05-19
**CLAIM: A Photo Shows Zahara Jolie-Pitt Graduating From Spelman College With a Triple Major and a Perfect 4.0 GPA, Making Her the First Jolie-Pitt Child to Graduate College.** 05-19
**Calvin Klein’s New Campaign Sparks “Imperfect Mirror” Trend — Life Coaches Weigh in on Why Flaws Are the New Luxury** 05-19
**Calvin Klein Just Dropped a New Ad Campaign and I Have to Ask — Are They Trying to Make Us All Fail a Basic Vision Test?** 05-19
**BROOKLYN, NY – In a Move That Has Absolutely *No One* Shocked, PepsiCo Has Announced That Mountain Dew White Out, the Nectar of the Gods That Fueled a Generation of Basement-Dwelling LAN Party Champions, Is Being Discontinued. AGAIN.** 05-19
**BROKEN ARROW, OK – In What Experts Are Calling the Most Aggressively Branded Medical Flex of the 21st Century, a Viral Video Shows a Man at a CVS Refusing to Pick Up His Standard Amoxicillin, Demanding Instead a “Gold-Plated, Limited Edition Dose of Trumprx®.”** 05-19
**BRO, YOU ASKED THIS on the ASTRONOMY SUB?!** AITA for Thinking You Should Just *Look Up* Instead of Crowd-Sourcing Your Celestial Orientation? 05-19
**Breaking:** *The Mackenzie Shirilla Documentary Sparks a National Conversation on "Emotional Autopsy"—Why We Need to Look Beyond the Crime and Into the Crisis of the Self.* 05-19
**BREAKING: Zahara Jolie-Pitt’s Graduation Sparks Emotional Life Lesson From Angelina Jolie — ‘She Taught Me Resilience’** 05-19