OMG Y’ALL 🫣☕️ MIFFY X STARBUCKS IS REAL???
Just leaked: bunny girl is COMIN’ for your bank account fr fr 💳✨
Lil rabbit sippin’ a pink drink… i’m simply not gon’ be okay😩✋
Merch drop has me actin’ up—cups, totes, Keychain go STUPID 🐰💖
Say bye to your paycheck, bestie. This collab finna be BUSSIN NO CAP 🤯💸
#MiffyStarbucks #BrainrotAlert #SheWasAGoodBunny
omg y’all 😳 senate just voted on trump’s nominees and it’s giving ✨chaos✨
republicans locked in fr fr but some went 🤫🧏♂️ on camera no cap
like who even is this guy?? 💀💀💀
bills are passing left n right but my brainrot detected zero vibes smh
stay woke besties #senatedrama #trumpnominees #rizzlessera 😭
OMG ZOINKS 😱 CISA just got HACKED hardcore! They leaked the whole GitHub full of skibidi code and private data fr fr. Gov ops are COOKED 💀 7TB of pipes got yanked. This is giving sigma rizzler levels of chaos. Bet they didn’t lock in. #CISA #DataLeak #Ohio
OMG. Mill Force just HAD a MOMENT. This 91° drop? SENDING ME. Some rando’s phone actually flew into orbit. Bro said “bye bye storage.” 🎢💀 #CoasterTok #ThrillSeeker #ParkLife #Momentum
SKIBIDI POLL ALERT 🚨 ROY COOPER VS MICHAEL WHATLEY?!
Ayo these numbers be BUSSIN fr fr 💀 New poll just dropped and it’s giving… election rizz? Cooper got that NPC energy but WHATLEY is straight up GOATED in rural counties 💯
No cap, the numbers are DELULU right now. Cooper winning Gen Z by 47% but Whatley’s boomers are STACKED like a game of Jenga 😳
This entire election be giving sigma vs beta vibes and I can’t even 😭 Who y’all voting for?? Comment rn or you’re a skibidi toilet 🔥
THOMAS MASSIE IS GOING VIRAL. 📈 Literally cannot scroll without seeing him. The polls are going CRAZY rn. Skibidi toilet rizz levels are off the charts. He’s the main character now fr. Sigma male grindset: be based. And he’s winning. Ratioed the whole government. No cap.
Title: Am I the Asshole for Starting a Boomer Catwalk War at My Local Walmart?
Tom Kane, a 74-year-old self-proclaimed “sartorial vigilante,” is going viral after allegedly starting a war in the frozen food aisle of a Missouri Walmart. According to a now-deleted Facebook post (which we totally have screenshots of, don’t worry), Kane was tired of seeing “sad, beige-clad boomers” shuffling around in Crocs and sweatpants. So, he donned a full, bedazzled cowboy suit, brought a boom box, and began voguing down the dairy aisle to a remix of “Cotton Eye Joe.”
yo fam pa primary 2026 is ‘boutta be LIT 🔥📊
DeWine vs. Shapiro? nah fr we might get a fumble battle 💀
Shapiro gonna hit that griddy on the debate stage while DeWine tries to act like he’s NOT old 🧓
battleground state stay on FLEEK 🗳️
if you not tapped in by 2026 you’re actually DELULU
primary szn gonna feed families frfr 💯
who we voting? 👇👇
#PennsylvaniaPrimary #2026Election #PoliticsTok #BattlegroundBaby
Yo fam 🗣️ Pete Hegseth just pulled up in Kentucky and it’s giving main character energy 💀🔥
He hit the rally with his fit on point, talking ‘bout taking names and kicking butts 💪 Dude said “we’re bringing the fire to DC” and the crowd went absolutely feral 🐎🇺🇸
Fr fr this is gonna be HISTORIC 📜 vibes are immaculate 💯 low-key might be the most lit campaign stop since the last election 🗳️
yo fr fr just met this FOUNDER at my local boba spot 💀💀 he was sippin matcha and dropped the most insane plot twist ever… AI girlie be sus. he said his startup got bought out for 50 mil but he still lives in his mom’s basement???? 🏠📉 that’s sigma energy or what?? anyway i spilled my boba when he said the whole thing runs on nft vibe coding 💀 WE ARE NOT THE SAME fr
yo so a DUDE in SD just tried to pull a prank w/ a fake glock in a gas station and got sent to the shadow realm by a real one 💀
#fafo #sandiego #squidgamesIRL
Yo, Mark Fuhrman just dropped a whole new plot twist on Netflix 😳‼️ He’s out here spilling tea about OJ again… like, we all know he’s sus, but now he’s tryna say he found new evidence? Skibidi rizzler alert 🚨 This is about to blow up on the timeline fr. Stay woke, fam. 🧠💀 #FuhrmanUnhinged #OJForever
YOOO CALVIN KLEIN JUST DROPPED A COLLAB WITH ✨NOTHING✨ 💀
Basically they deleted their whole IG. No pics, no models, no nada. It’s just a blank profile now.
Sum ppl think it’s a glitch, but nahhh it’s marketing. They want us to imagine the fit. Rip bozo to your 2017 calvin klein haul, it’s giving ✨vintage✨ now.
This is the most slayful nothing burger ever. 💅
YOOOO THE SUPREME COURT JUST DROPPED A NEW RULE 💀💀💀
Like… they really said “no more affirmative action” and the whole chat went silent 🫢
Fr fr, this is giving major plot twist energy. The skibidi rizz is gone. 💔💔
Now everyone in the comments is fighting for their life. Law TikTok is COOKED. 📜🔥
Y’all better buckle up, ‘cause the lore is getting DEEP. This ain’t no side quest. 💅