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Omg Wait 😳 TOM KANE Just Caught a MASSIVE W Rizz Irl?? Mans Pulled Up to the Function With a Whole Different Aura πŸ‘‘ Everyone’s Jaw Hit the Floor Fr Fr No Cap πŸ›‘πŸ’€ It’s Giving Main Character Energy So Hard NPCs Are Crying Rn πŸ”₯ Who’s Gonna Tell the Haters? Not Me, They Ain’t Ready πŸ’…βœ¨

omg wait 😳 TOM KANE just caught a MASSIVE W rizz irl?? mans pulled up to the function with a whole different aura πŸ‘‘ everyone’s jaw hit the floor fr fr no cap πŸ›‘πŸ’€ it’s giving main character energy so hard NPCs are crying rn πŸ”₯ who’s gonna tell the haters? not me, they ain’t ready πŸ’…βœ¨

OMG YALL!!!!! ARIEL JUST WENT FULL GLOW UP MODE πŸ’…πŸ”₯ She Said She's DONE Letting Producers Control Her Look and Now She's Serving Looks That Are Giving... Skibidi Rizzler Realness????? πŸ˜³πŸ“Έ ArielWinterUnleashed

OMG YALL!!!!! ARIEL JUST WENT FULL GLOW UP MODE πŸ’…πŸ”₯ She said she’s DONE letting producers control her look and now she’s serving looks that are giving… Skibidi Rizzler realness????? πŸ˜³πŸ“Έ #ArielWinterUnleashed

Omg 🫣 Cisa Literally Leaked GitHub Creds???

omg 🫣 cisa literally leaked GitHub creds???

bro… login keys just OUT there in the open πŸ’€

who asked for this??? not me. not the grid.

data go bye bye?? πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ

they said “encrypted”… we said “skill issue” πŸ˜­πŸ’”

gov ahh moment πŸ’…

ONG Y'all This Is WILD. Mark Fuhrman Just Dropped a New Podcast Ep and He's SPILLING Tea About the OJ Case. NO CAP, He's Saying There's Evidence That Was NEVER Shown. πŸ’€ I'm Shaking Rn. This Is Main Character Energy for Real. OJ MarkFuhrman TrueCrimeTikTok Bussin Skibidi

ONG y’all this is WILD. Mark Fuhrman just dropped a new podcast ep and he’s SPILLING tea about the OJ case. NO CAP, he’s saying there’s evidence that was NEVER shown. πŸ’€ I’m shaking rn. This is main character energy for real. #OJ #MarkFuhrman #TrueCrimeTikTok #Bussin #Skibidi

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AITA for telling Steven Tyler to “get off my lawn” at a retirement home open mic?

So I (68M) am chilling at my assisted living facility’s “Senior Showcase” (aka the one day a month they let us have pudding with sprinkles). The entertainment is supposed to be Gladys from 3C playing “Moon River” on a kazoo. Instead, some guy in a feather boa and a wig that looks like a startled poodle struts up to the microphone.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Supreme Court of the United States Issued a Landmark Ruling Today, Delivering a 6-3 Decision in the Case of *Federal Agency v. Citizens Coalition*. the Court Determined That the Use of Specific Administrative Regulatory Guidelines, Established Under Statute, Is Unconstitutional for Enforcing Federal Environmental Standards. the Majority Opinion, Authored by Chief Justice Roberts, Stated That Such Guidelines Violated the Separation of Powers Doctrine by Granting Excessive Authority to Executive Branch Agencies Without Clear Congressional Oversight. the Dissenting Justices Argued the Ruling Undermines Decades of Established Regulatory Precedent. the Case Now Returns to the Lower Courts for Implementation.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Supreme Court of the United States issued a landmark ruling today, delivering a 6-3 decision in the case of Federal Agency v. Citizens Coalition. The Court determined that the use of specific administrative regulatory guidelines, established under statute, is unconstitutional for enforcing federal environmental standards. The majority opinion, authored by Chief Justice Roberts, stated that such guidelines violated the Separation of Powers doctrine by granting excessive authority to executive branch agencies without clear congressional oversight. The dissenting justices argued the ruling undermines decades of established regulatory precedent. The case now returns to the lower courts for implementation.

Yo Fam Aight So Steven Tyler Just Got Caught Lackin in 2024 πŸ’€ Mans Tried to Hit a High Note but It Came Out as a Glitched Roblox Death Sound πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ His Shi Straight Up Went *BRRRRRRRRR* Then He Ascended to the Sky Like a NPC πŸ’€πŸ’€ Stan Twitter Is COOKED Rn StevenTylerFlewAway SkibidiTyler

yo fam aight so steven tyler just got caught lackin in 2024 πŸ’€ mans tried to hit a high note but it came out as a glitched roblox death sound πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ his shi straight up went BRRRRRRRRR then he ascended to the sky like a NPC πŸ’€πŸ’€ stan twitter is COOKED rn #StevenTylerFlewAway #SkibidiTyler

Yo Fam Did U Hear??? DUNKIN IS DROPPIN FREE COFFEE on MAY 19!!! β˜•οΈπŸ”₯ No Cap, It’s Real. Just Show Up, Get a Free Medium Iced or Hot, No Purchase Needed. Like Fr Fr, They Want Ur Caffiene Fix on Lock. Skibidi Rizz, You’re Welcome Bestie. Run Don’t Walk.πŸ’…πŸ€™ Dunkindonuts Freecoffee May19

yo fam did u hear??? DUNKIN IS DROPPIN FREE COFFEE ON MAY 19!!! β˜•οΈπŸ”₯ no cap, it’s real. just show up, get a free medium iced or hot, no purchase needed. like fr fr, they want ur caffiene fix on lock. skibidi rizz, you’re welcome bestie. run don’t walk.πŸ’…πŸ€™ #dunkindonuts #freecoffee #may19

Yo San Diego πŸ’€πŸ˜³ Caught a Stray One?? Like Fr Fr… Shots Fired Near the Pad, Ppl Skedaddlin' Left N Right. Rip to Anyone Caught Lackin' in the Crossfire. Stay Safe Out Here, It's Givin' Main Character Energy Gone Wrong πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ Sandiego Skibidi Notthevibe Newsalert

yo san diego πŸ’€πŸ˜³ caught a stray one?? like fr fr… shots fired near the pad, ppl skedaddlin’ left n right. rip to anyone caught lackin’ in the crossfire. stay safe out here, it’s givin’ main character energy gone wrong πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ #sandiego #skibidi #notthevibe #newsalert

YO WTF πŸ’€ CHARLIE MUNGER & BILLY BOY BUFFET JUST DROPPED a BAG on GOLD. LIKE a FULL BILLY JILLION DOLLARS WORTH. GOLD IS the NEW SKIBIDI TOILET? NO CAP. HOLD ONTO YO PAPER HANDS BESTIE THIS IS GONNA SKYROCKET LIKE a GYATTT DAMN ROCKET AGAIN BUY BUY BUY or YOULL BE LIVING UNDER a BRIDGE πŸ’Έ πŸ’Ž πŸ™Œ

YO WTF πŸ’€ CHARLIE MUNGER & BILLY BOY BUFFET JUST DROPPED A BAG ON GOLD. LIKE A FULL BILLY JILLION DOLLARS WORTH. GOLD IS THE NEW SKIBIDI TOILET? NO CAP. HOLD ONTO YO PAPER HANDS BESTIE THIS IS GONNA SKYROCKET LIKE A GYATTT DAMN ROCKET AGAIN BUY BUY BUY OR YOULL BE LIVING UNDER A BRIDGE πŸ’Έ πŸ’Ž πŸ™Œ

Yo Y'all CBP Just Dropped a Travel Warning for Memorial Day πŸ’€πŸ’€

yo y’all CBP just dropped a travel warning for Memorial Day πŸ’€πŸ’€

like they really said “prepare for long waits” at the border… okay we been knew 😭😭

fr fr they want you to have your passport, travel IDs, and everything ready or you’re gonna get absolutely COOKED in line

they also said NO fake stuff, NO bringing back illegal things… like bro i’m just tryna get to the beach with my family πŸ–οΈ

YOOO ⚑️ Pete Hegseth Just Pulled Up in Kentucky Lookin Like He’s β€˜Bout to Start a Mosh Pit at a Bass Pro Shop πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

YOOO ⚑️ Pete Hegseth just pulled up in Kentucky lookin like he’s β€˜bout to start a mosh pit at a bass pro shop πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

Bro brought the rizz AND the ammo πŸ’…. Man said “I’m not just here to talk, I’m here to RIZZ UP the bluegrass state” πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

The crowd? Oh they ate that up like a double cheeseburger from Whataburger. No crumbs left fr fr πŸ”πŸ‘€

POV: you’re a MAGA influencer and you just saw Pete Hegseth do a backflip off a tractor in Kentucky πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

YOOO GEORGE KITTLE JUST WENT FULL GOBLIN MODE πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’€

YOOO GEORGE KITTLE JUST WENT FULL GOBLIN MODE πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’€

Bro caught a pass and literally RAN THROUGH THE OTHER TEAM like they were NPC’s πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

He hit β€˜em with the stiff arm so hard the defender unlocked a new haircut πŸ—Ώβœ‚οΈ

The crowd went skibidi 🚽 while my man Kittle was out there speedrunning touchdowns like it’s Minecraft Hardcore πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’Ž

No cap, he’s giving NPC energy to everyone in his path πŸ’―

YOOO MARK CUBAN JUST RIZZED UP the WHOLE STONK MARKET πŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯

YOOO MARK CUBAN JUST RIZZED UP THE WHOLE STONK MARKET πŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯

Bro sold his crypto bag & bought WallStreetBets merch??? πŸ’€πŸ“‰

Fr fr he’s built different. No cap. This man’s portfolio goin ⬆️⬆️⬆️ while my bank account says β€œskibidi toilet broke” 🚽😭

Bet he’s using his gyatt to print money πŸ’΅πŸ’΅πŸ’΅

#CubanCore #StonksOnlyGoUp #OhioWinning #CryptoRizzler

Yooo Simi Valley Is Literally COOKING Rn πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ Not the Good Kind. Fam the Hills Are Straight Up GLOWING. Mandatory Evacs R Hitting Diff, Whole Sky Looks Like a Cheeto Dust Filter. if Ur Not Packed Ur Tweaking Rn πŸ’€ Stay Safe My Slimes

yooo simi valley is literally COOKING rn πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ not the good kind. fam the hills are straight up GLOWING. mandatory evacs r hitting diff, whole sky looks like a cheeto dust filter. if ur not packed ur tweaking rn πŸ’€ stay safe my slimes