**BREAKING: TRUMP ANNOUNCES HE’S SELF-PRESCRIBING a BRAND NEW DRUG CALLED "TRUMPRX"**

BREAKING: TRUMP ANNOUNCES HE’S SELF-PRESCRIBING A BRAND NEW DRUG CALLED “TRUMPRX”

Orange Man Bad and Big Pharma Good? Apparently not.

In a move that has his doctors filing for a restraining order and his lawyers Googling “what is malpractice, exactly,” the former president unveiled his latest genius business venture: TrumpRx – a proprietary, 100% legal (he says) pill that “cures woke-ism, bad poll numbers, and sniffles.”

The active ingredient? A proprietary blend of bleach, trolling, and a dash of that sweet, sweet grift. He claims the FDA is “a deep state psy-op” and that “no one knows more about medicine than me, believe me.”

TL;DR: He’s selling mystery pills from a golf cart. AITA for pointing out this is just Theraflu with a copyright claim?

#TrumpRx #BleachIsBack #HealthCareScam #LookIntoIt