**TRUMPRX: “Cheaper Than Ozempic!”—But Who’s Really Cashing in on the MAGA Health Scam Scandal?**

TRUMPRX: “Cheaper Than Ozempic!”—But Who’s Really Cashing In on the MAGA Health Scam Scandal?

In a move that even the most loyal Q-Anon followers are scratching their heads over, a new “miracle” weight loss drug called TRUMPRX is flooding Facebook Marketplace and unsolicited text chains across the Rust Belt—claiming to be “the FDA-untouchable, patriotic alternative to Ozempic.”

The ads promise “instant results” and proudly show a photo of Donald Trump holding a mock prescription pad (it’s actually a 1990s photo-op with a fake check). But before you toss your diet soda, ask the real question: Who stands to gain?

Our investigation reveals that TRUMPRX is manufactured by a shell company registered in the Cayman Islands, with a dormant address in the same strip mall that once housed “Trump Vodka” headquarters. Critics say it’s a grift within a grift—a vulture circling the diabetic poor who can’t afford real medication.

Worse yet: The “active ingredient” isn’t semaglutide. It’s naltrexone (an alcohol abuse drug) mixed with “MAGA Mint” flavoring, reportedly produced from the same factory that made early batches of COVID-19 test kits with bogus results.

“I lost 15 pounds in a week,” claimed Mary-Beth from Ohio, “but I also blacked out and bought three Trump NFTs. Coincidence?”

Officials are silent. The FDA has not commented, but one insider leaked that the agency is “too busy fighting the raw milk coup to deal with this.” Meanwhile, the TRUMPRX website accepts only crypto and bundled MAGA merch payments.

The punchline? The drug’s slogan: *“Make Your Waist