**EXCLUSIVE: TRUMP'S BIZARRE NEW DRUG "TRUMPRX" SENDS HOLLYWOOD INTO a MELTDOWN!**

EXCLUSIVE: TRUMP’S BIZARRE NEW DRUG “TRUMPRX” SENDS HOLLYWOOD INTO A MELTDOWN!

A source close to the former president just leaked that the 45th president is quietly developing his own pharmaceutical line, cheekily dubbed “TRUMPRX.” But it’s not what you think — this isn’t medicine. It’s a so-called “immunity booster” that supposedly cancels out a hangover, jet lag, and “wokeness” within 30 seconds.

🚨 RED CARPET REACTION: At last night’s premiere of “Chaos Rising,” A-listers were caught on mic in a total panic. A-lister Zoe Kravitz was heard whispering, “He’s not selling pills, he’s selling a personality cult!” Meanwhile, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was seen chugging a generic water bottle, screaming “I’M NOT TAKING TRUMPRX, I SWEAR!” into his publicist’s phone.

🔥 THE DRAMA: The product’s alleged tagline? “Make Your Body Great Again.” Legal experts are already calling it the most dangerous influencer-branded product since Kylie Jenner’s “rainwater” fiasco.

HOT TAKE: Is TRUMPRX just a gimmick, or the ultimate disaster? One thing’s for sure: the shock is real, and the side effects are going to be historic. 🤯