**NEWS FLASH: THOM TILLIS FINALLY DOES SOMETHING (KINDA)** 🚨

NEWS FLASH: THOM TILLIS FINALLY DOES SOMETHING (KINDA) 🚨

Looks like Senator Thom Tillis (R-NC) has officially emerged from his cryogenic slumber just long enough to draft a strongly-worded letter… to his barista about oat milk availability. Sources say the letter includes three paragraphs on “government overreach by Big Dairy” and a heartfelt plea for gluten-free scones.

Jokes aside, Tillis actually cosigned a bipartisan bill to streamline federal cybersecurity for small businesses. I know, right? Shocking plot twist. AITA for thinking this is just him trying to distract from his voting record? TL;DR: Senator does one (1) non-controversial thing, Reddit still calls him a glitch in the Matrix.

Read more: “Tillis Urges ‘Critical Infrastructure Protections’ - Says He’ll Start With Reaching Inbox Zero”