**AITA for Thinking Steven Tyler Shouldn't Be Allowed Within 500 Feet of a High School, Let Alone a Microphone?**

AITA for thinking Steven Tyler shouldn’t be allowed within 500 feet of a high school, let alone a microphone?

Oh, great, the man who made “Dude Looks Like a Lady” look like a biographical confession is back in the news. Apparently, the Aerosmith frontman is out here trying to launch some kind of “comeback” or “nostalgia tour,” and the internet is acting like someone just announced they found a cure for aging. TL;DR: Old man screams at cloud, but the cloud is actually a judge and jury of his own past.

Look, I know we all need a bit of “Walk This Way” energy to get through our 9-to-5s, but let’s be real: this dude has more red flags than a Chinese military parade. We’re supposed to pretend he didn’t have a whole statutory grape thing that got settled out of court for the price of a used Honda Civic? We’re just gonna stan a guy who wrote “Cryin’” and then literally made a 16-year-old cry?

So yeah, bring on the “legendary” tour. I’m sure the setlist will be a real mix of “Sweet Emotion” and “I’m Definitely Not a Creep.” AITA for hoping his vocal cords finally give out mid-“Dream On”? Asking for a friend who’s also the statute of limitations.