**AITA for Thinking Steven Tyler’s New Crypto NFT Collection Is the Most On-Brand Rockstar Midlife Crisis I’ve Ever Seen?**

AITA for thinking Steven Tyler’s new crypto NFT collection is the most on-brand rockstar midlife crisis I’ve ever seen?

Okay, so apparently Aerosmith frontman and human leather handbag Steven Tyler has launched “Dream On DAO,” a blockchain-based NFT collection of… wait for it… digital scarves he’s worn on stage since 1987. Each scarf comes with a 0.0001% royalty on his future “emotional outbursts” and a screaming JPEG of his mouth. TL;DR: Man who looks like he smells of whiskey and regret is trying to sell you an image of a sweat-stained rag for 4 ETH. AITA for thinking this is the funniest thing since he broke his hip falling off a stage? Bro, just retire. We already got the walk this way memes.