**Headline:** BREAKING: Solicitor General Transformed Into AI-Powered 'Supreme Advocate'—Landmark Ruling Grants AI Unprecedented Legal Personhood

Headline: BREAKING: Solicitor General Transformed into AI-Powered ‘Supreme Advocate’—Landmark Ruling Grants AI Unprecedented Legal Personhood

Dateline: Washington, D.C. – In a historic 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court has ruled that the Office of the Solicitor General must be augmented by a sentient artificial intelligence, designated the “S.G.-AI.” This entity will draft briefs, argue cases, and even issue non-binding “Predictive Opinions” 40 years into the future. Critics call it a dystopian preview of an automated judiciary; proponents hail it as the end of partisan legal strategy. The first test case? Whether AI can plead for a human’s right to be forgotten.