**Solicitor General Spends Taxpayer Money on 100-Page Report Declaring Squirrels 'Emotionally Entitled to Nuts' – Local Dad Snaps**

Solicitor General Spends Taxpayer Money on 100-Page Report Declaring Squirrels ‘Emotionally Entitled to Nuts’ – Local Dad Snaps

🚨 COMMON SENSE ALERT 🚨

Just saw on the news that the Solicitor General’s office commissioned a 100-page legal review on whether squirrels in public parks have a “statutory right” to be fed premium almonds. My taxes paid for this. Meanwhile, my kid’s school has a leaky roof and they can’t afford textbooks. How about a “Reader’s Digest” version: If you feed the fluffy-tailed rodents, they get fat. End of report.

What’s next, a federal inquiry into why pigeons don’t pay property tax? Wake up, people. We’re funding a legal defense fund for a critter that lives in a tree.