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“GLITCH IN THE MATRIX” DETECTED: EVERY CASUALTY IN THE SAN DIEGO SHOOTING HAS A BIRTHDAY REVERSING THE ADDRESS OF THE CRIME

SAN DIEGO, CA – A bizarre numerical anomaly has emerged from the tragic mass shooting at the “Coastal Mirage” apartment complex on the 6000 block of Euclid Avenue last Tuesday. While law enforcement continues its investigation into the motives of the lone gunman, a team of independent technical analysts has identified what they are calling a “catastrophic data ghost.”

“The probability of this occurring in a naturally random system is effectively zero,” said Dr. Aris Thorne, a data forensics specialist who was brought in by a victim’s family to look for clues. “We were cross-referencing the deceased’s dates of birth with the incident’s geo-tags. That’s when the ceiling fell in.”

The anomaly is as follows: The shooting occurred at 6000 Euclid Avenue.

• Victim 1: Born June 6, 1984 (06/06/84). Reverse the digits: 48 -> 60 -> 00. Triple zero reference.
• Victim 2: Born December 6, 1990 (12/06/90). Reverse: 09 -> 60 -> 21.
• Victim 3: Born January 6, 2001 (01/06/01). Reverse: 10 -> 60 -> 10.

It doesn’t stop there. Every single one of the six deceased individuals was born on the 6th day of the month. And the 6th floor of the building was where the shooter barricaded himself.

“It’s like the universe sent a memo with the letterhead ‘6-0-