**🚨 LOCAL MAN DECLARES “STATE of EMERGENCY” AFTER MOUNTAIN DEW WHITE OUT VANISHES FROM SHELVES**

🚨 LOCAL MAN DECLARES “STATE OF EMERGENCY” AFTER MOUNTAIN DEW WHITE OUT VANISHES FROM SHELVES

“This is what happens when you let woke executives run a soda company,” fumes Gary Hendricks, 47, in a now-viral Facebook rant from the Oakwood Community Connection group. “I’ve been drinking White Out since 2010. It’s the only Dew with common sense flavor — citrus, not some cotton candy unicorn nonsense. Now they replaced it with ‘Major Melon’ like we’re all 12-year-old girls at a vape shop.”

Gary’s post, titled “COMMON SENSE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING,” includes a photo of an empty gas station cooler. It’s amassed 4,000 shares and a flood of comments like “BRING BACK THE WHITE / STOP FORCING US TO BE BASIC” and “First they took my Code Red, now this.”

“I drove to three Walmarts. Three. And what do I find? Twelve cases of Baja Blast and zero accountability. Meanwhile, my neighbor’s kid is out here chugging ‘Mountain Dew: Freedom Fusion’ like it’s a political statement. Common sense says if it ain’t broke, don’t disco-lime it.” 😤 #WhiteOutWatch #BringBackRealDew