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Headline: STARBUCKS x MIFFY DROP SPARKS CHAOS: “Bunny-Mania” Sends Resale Prices Soaring & Empty Cups Flying

[CITY, STATE] – If you saw a perfectly calm, grown adult sprinting full-tilt into a Starbucks at 4:45 AM this morning, don’t call security. Just hand them your wallet.

The highly anticipated Starbucks x Miffy collaboration launched today, and it has officially broken the internet—and the bank accounts of collectors and caffeine addicts nationwide.

The “Hoppening” The collection, featuring the iconic minimalist Dutch bunny on cups, tumblers, and plush keychains, vanished from store shelves within minutes. Reports are flooding in from Los Angeles to New York of “Miffy Madness”: arguments over the last $25 ceramic mug, stories of baristas being offered $100 under the table, and at least one location running out of cold brew and hot coffee within the first hour because customers bought the cups and threw the drink away.

The Wallet Wipeout Here’s where it hurts your bottom line. The Miffy “Bling” Tumbler (retail: $34.95) is already listed on eBay and Mercari for $150-$250. The Bunny Plush Keychain (which cost $8.95 as an add-on) is selling for $45 a pop. But the real shocker? The “Hidden” Miffy Traveler—a limited-release reusable cup that resellers scooped up by the crate—is hitting $350 before noon.

The Consumer Reality Check

• In-store: “We are sold out system-wide,” one frazzled barista told us. “People are buying a Grande and then asking me to wash the