**AITA for Thinking Miffy Starbucks Is the Final Boss of Late-Stage Capitalism?**

AITA for thinking Miffy Starbucks is the final boss of late-stage capitalism?

Okay, so like, hear me out. Starbucks just dropped a collab with Miffy (yes, the dead-eyed Dutch rabbit that looks like she’s seen the horrors of war) and it’s selling out faster than my will to live on a Monday.

TL;DR: Miffy is now holding a frappuccino and people are literally fighting over a $40 thermos that looks like a preschooler’s art project. Scalpers are listing them for $200 on eBay, Karens are camping outside stores at 5 AM, and somehow this is a bigger event than the last UN climate summit.

The real kicker? Miffy doesn’t even drink coffee. In the original books, she’s a baby rabbit who lives with her mom and dad. She’s emotionally pure. Now she’s complicit in corporate overconsumption. AITA for laughing at the chaos or should I be crying in a corner because we live in a society where a $10 plastic cup with a rabbit face is treated like the Holy Grail?

Sincerely, A person who wants to boop Miffy’s nose right off her face.