**LAS VEGAS, NV** – In What Some Are Calling the Ultimate Case of “Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes,” Disgraced Former LAPD Detective Mark Fuhrman Was Arrested Monday Night After Allegedly Trying to Buy a Stolen Firearm From an Undercover Officer in a Casino Parking Lot.

LAS VEGAS, NV – In what some are calling the ultimate case of “play stupid games, win stupid prizes,” disgraced former LAPD detective Mark Fuhrman was arrested Monday night after allegedly trying to buy a stolen firearm from an undercover officer in a casino parking lot.

Witnesses say Fuhrman, 72, best known for his perjury conviction in the O.J. Simpson trial, was heard telling the undercover agent, “If there’s one thing I know, it’s how to spot a lie—and this Glock is clean as a whistle.” Naturally, the firearm was confirmed stolen from a church van two hours prior.

“This guy spent decades telling us he had a ‘nose for crime,’ yet he couldn’t smell the rat standing right in front of him in a fake mustache,” said local security guard Dwayne Jenkins. “Maybe he should have stuck to planting evidence instead of buying it.”

Fuhrman now faces charges of attempted possession of stolen property and violating his federal firearms status—because, shocker, convicted perjurers aren’t allowed to play with guns. His attorney has declined comment, but locals are already suggesting his next book title: “I Did It My Way: How to Get Busted in a Casino Parking Lot.”