**Billionaire Mark Cuban Claims He’s ‘Never Used a Business Plan’ – R/All Users Furious**
Billionaire Mark Cuban Claims He’s ‘Never Used a Business Plan’ – R/all Users Furious
Dallas, TX – In a move that has absolutely NO ONE on Reddit triggered, Mark Cuban, the guy who made his fortune selling a company for $5.7 billion, casually admitted on a podcast yesterday that he has never written a formal business plan.
“I just see an opportunity, I chase it, and I figure it out,” Cuban said, sipping what appeared to be a $10,000 cup of coffee. “Business plans are just a snapshot of what you wish would happen.”
AITA for finding this hilarious?
/r/wallstreetbets has already declared this a personal attack. “So you’re telling me my 47-page, color-coded, peer-reviewed business plan for my dog-walking IPO is just ‘a wish’?” asked user u/degens_anonymous. “Cool. Cool cool cool. I’m just gonna go back to losing money on 0DTE options.”
Meanwhile, /r/Entrepreneur is in meltdown mode. “I spent three years and $15,000 on a business consultant to write a plan for my Kombucha bar. Where’s my apology, Cuban? Where’s my 300 million-dollar exit??”
TL;DR: Rich guy says you don’t need a map to find buried treasure. Poor people on Reddit are big mad.