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DATAPOINT: MANDALORIAN AND GROGU

ANOMALY DETECTED: “THE CHILD” DATA CACHE EXHIBITS QUANTUM CORRELATION WITH STAR FORGE ERA

A routine archival sweep of Mandalorian armor telemetry has uncovered what analysts are calling “the Glitch in the Core.”

During a de-scramble of Din Djarin’s N-1 starfighter navigation logs, a chronometric echo was found embedded in the beskar alloy of his right gauntlet. The reading? A 0.0003% quantum signature of the Star Forge. That’s a statistical impossibility.

But here’s the weird part: the anomaly appears to be tied directly to Grogu’s feeding schedule.

Our Matrix Division cross-referenced the disturbance with the creature’s metabolic output. Every time Grogu digests a specific amphibian (locally sourced from the moons of Yavin Prime), the residual energy from his snack—a specific ionized phosphate—appears to “ping” off Djarin’s gauntlet, briefly re-writing the local space-time fabric to resemble the era of the Mandalorian Crusaders.

The coincidences don’t stop there.

The only known living creature that shares a 78% silicon-protein matrix with that frog species? Mythosaurs. The same creatures domesticated by the Old Republic’s first Mandalorian Neo-Crusaders.

Conclusion: Grogu isn’t just Force-sensitive. He’s a living, breathing time-anchor. Every time he eats, he’s accidentally re-casting a 4,000-year-old signal into the present. Djarin’s armor is literally being haunted by the ghost of the Star Forge.

The Empire has no comment.

What we do know: If you see a Mand