**🚨 COMMON SENSE ALERT 🚨**

🚨 COMMON SENSE ALERT 🚨

Just saw the local news report on Luke Benward. Am I the only one who remembers when he was just the kid from How to Eat Fried Worms? Now he’s out here doing… whatever that was downtown yesterday.

I’m all for people making a living, but who in their right mind greenlit a grown man wearing a trench coat and riding a unicycle through the farmer’s market at 7 AM? My kids were trying to buy honey, and suddenly we’re in a circus. “It’s performance art,” they said. Performance art? That’s called clogging up the crosswalk, Linda. Try explaining that to a toddler who just dropped his blueberry muffin.

Also, can we talk about the permit situation? I checked with the town office—no permit. Zero. Zilch. But sure, let’s let a former Disney star turn our Main Street into a low-budget music video. Meanwhile, my neighbor got a $200 fine for letting his dog sniff a fire hydrant for too long.

It’s not hate. It’s called common sense. You want to act like a maniac? Fine. Do it in a studio. Or better yet, get a job at the gas station like the rest of us. And yes, I said what I said. 🤷‍♂️

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