**EXCLUSIVE: LEGO BATMAN DROPS BOMBSHELL – “THE DARK KNIGHT” IS a SELFISH MILLIONAIRE in NEW DOCUMENTARY?!**

EXCLUSIVE: LEGO BATMAN DROPS BOMBSHELL – “THE DARK KNIGHT” IS A SELFISH MILLIONAIRE IN NEW DOCUMENTARY?!

Gotham, Red Carpet for the “Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight” Premiere – The bricks are shaking, and so is the Caped Crusader’s reputation!

We caught up with a visibly flustered LEGO Batman (who refused to take off his cowl, even for the paparazzi) after the shocking premiere of the new documentary-style special. The film, which promises to explore the “hidden trauma” behind the cowl, has already sparked a massive meltdown inside the Batcave.

“It’s all a load of ABS plastic!” Batman growled at our microphone, his voice modulator glitching with rage. “They’re calling me a ‘selfish, billionaire playboy’ who uses alleyway trauma as an excuse to break orphan legs? That’s canon now?!”

The most jaw-dropping moment? A leaked clip from the doc shows a “reformed” Joker (in a surprisingly tailored suit) reading a tear-jerking letter from a Batarang he claims Batman “ghosted.” 🟢💔

But the real DRAMA? Robin’s exclusive interview is about to crack the internet. The Boy Wonder, looking fresh off a therapy session with Alfred, reportedly calls the entire legacy a “toxic work environment.”

“He builds me a new Robin-mobile every week,” a source on set whispered, “but he still hasn’t asked me if I want to go to med school.”

💥 SHOCK TWIST: The documentary concludes with a suggestion that LEGO Gotham might have been better off with a different hero. LIKE WHO?! A new tease at the end showed a single, glowing green lantern ring floating over Wayne Manor.

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