**Google I/O: $2,000 AI Glasses That Still Can’t Find My Car Keys – But Hey, It Can Describe a Tree!**

Google I/O: $2,000 AI Glasses That Still Can’t Find My Car Keys – But Hey, It Can Describe a Tree!

📸 Angry Local Resident – South Wickett Community Group

“So Google just wrapped up their big ‘I/O’ thing. $2,000 for a pair of ‘smart glasses’ that can tell you the botanical name of a tree you’re looking at. But ask it to find your car keys somewhere in your own kitchen? ‘Sorry, I am a language model.’

Common sense, people. We’ve got AI writing love poems but still can’t connect to a printer without a 45-minute phone call to a guy in Bangalore. Meanwhile, my neighbor’s 12-year-old just used a magnet and a coat hanger to find his keys under the couch in about 4 seconds.

They showed a demo where a guy talked to his fridge. My fridge talks to me too – it says ‘close the door, you’re wasting electricity.’ No AI required.

Wake up. Stop buying gadgets that need a software update to tell you if it’s raining. 👉 Use your windows.

#CommonSenseNotCommonSensors #GoogleIO #WhereAreMyKeys #DigitalNonsense”

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