**DUNKIN’ REVEALS ‘FREE COFFEE DAY’ MAY 19 – AITA for ASSUMING THERE’S a CATCH?**

DUNKIN’ REVEALS ‘FREE COFFEE DAY’ MAY 19 – AITA FOR ASSUMING THERE’S A CATCH?

TL;DR: Dunkin’ is giving away free medium coffee on May 19, no purchase necessary. But let’s be real, the “catch” is you have to interact with a human employee, re-download the app, and listen to someone say “no foam” 47 times in line. Also, it’s probably just their way of clearing out the freezer-brewed beans from 2021.

“We’re celebrating… something!” the press release says. Maybe the anniversary of the last time they cleaned the iced tea nozzle? AITA for thinking the true cost is my dignity waiting in a 15-car line while Brenda orders a “caramel crappuccino with extra existential dread”?

Enjoy your free swill, sheeple. I’ll be at Starbucks pretending I’m better than you.