**BREAKING: ROYAL WEDDING SHOCKER – CHARLES SPENCER’S CAT WALKS DOWN the AISLE!**

BREAKING: ROYAL WEDDING SHOCKER – CHARLES SPENCER’S CAT WALKS DOWN THE AISLE!

(Althorp, UK) – In the most bizarre ceremony of the year, Earl Charles Spencer has just pulled off a wedding that has left the aristocracy absolutely gobsmacked. Forget the human bride or groom – the guest of honor was a CAT named Jarman.

Yes, you read that right. Diana’s brother has reportedly “married” the feline in a secret, lavish ceremony at the family estate. Sources say the cat, a silver tabby, was dressed in a custom-tailored tuxedo and a “diamond-studded” collar worth more than most people’s cars.

“It was pure madness,” a stunned guest whispered to our reporter. “We were expecting a human, but instead, Charles walked down the aisle with a cat on a leash. The vicar nearly fainted.”

The “honeymoon” is reportedly a two-week tour of cat cafés across Europe. Spencers’ official statement? “Jarman brings him unparalleled joy. It’s purr-fect.”

Royal watchers are calling it the “Miaow-riage of the Century.” Is this a cry for help or the next trend in bizarre celebrity unions? One thing is certain: Sister Diana is rolling over in her grave… possibly from laughter.