**CBP Drops Memorial Day Travel Warning, Tells Americans to "Prepare Accordingly" (Read: Don't Be a Moron)**

CBP Drops Memorial Day Travel Warning, Tells Americans to “Prepare Accordingly” (Read: Don’t Be a Moron)

AITA for thinking the CBP just posted the most sarcastic travel PSA in history? 🚨

TL;DR: Customs and Border Protection dropped their annual Memorial Day travel advisory, and instead of the usual “pack your patience” corporate nonsense, they basically told everyone to stop treating the border like a Jersey Shore parking lot. The warning essentially says, “If you show up with an expired passport, a half-smoked joint in your cupholder, and a cooler full of questionable gas station sushi, don’t blame us when you get flagged.”

The real kicker? They added a “Pro-Tip” section that subtly reads: “Leave the political rants at home. We’ve heard them all. Yes, even the one about the 14th Amendment.”

CBP acting Commissioner Troy Miller (probably rolling his eyes through the press release) stated: “We get it, you want to BBQ and blow stuff up. But if you’re gonna bring back ‘souvenirs’ from TJ that aren’t actual souvenirs, maybe don’t.”

Reddit, am I the only one who thinks this is CBP’s way of saying “We hate long lines as much as you do, but we’re not holding your hand through basic adulting”? 🤡

#MemorialDayMeltdown #CBPShade