**Amy Schumer Gets a Colonoscopy, Discovers She’s Full Of... Content**

Amy Schumer Gets a Colonoscopy, Discovers She’s Full of… Content

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Comedian Amy Schumer underwent a routine colonoscopy today, and the results are… exactly what you’d expect. Turns out, her colon is packed with the ghost of every joke she’s told since 2015, a single gluten-free bagel, and the lingering shame of that one Trainwreck sequel.

“They found a lot of things in there,” Schumer told reporters. “Mostly expired opinions on my celebrity, but also a full-time colonist named Kevin who’s been posting Vine compilations for free. I’m still waiting for my HOA to approve the eviction.”

Medical experts confirmed her colon is “healthy, though slightly ironic,” and noted that she’s now the first person in history to have a pap smear’s worth of hot takes extracted from her lower intestine. Schumer’s response? “I told you I’m full of shit. Now it’s documented.”

TL;DR: Amy’s colonoscopy results gave us more entertainment than her last Netflix special. Colon awarded her a 7/10 on the “Would Recommend” scale, but deducted points for the smell.